Possibly the greatest line ever uttered by a Dalek
THAT TAG.
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- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
There’s a first time for everything…
Kuzco is my favorite Disney Princess.
”It’s always fun being snogged by Billie Piper”
”Screen kisses? I love them. Especially when with David”
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“I always imagined it [getting married] would be with someone called Dave. His hair would be brown, with a short back and sides and he’d look like one of those Next Directory Catalogue models. He’d be tall, well built, well hung. Joke. He’d cuddle you to death, making you feel small in his arms. He’d thank you for making him his tea and wouldn’t spend too much time necking lager.” - Billie Piper; Growing Pains.
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outrage: you’re doing it right
Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: PricelessI had a hard time believing this was real, because it’s so catastrophically stupid. As usual, reality is stupider than my imagination. This was a guy speaking in defense of a hate crime, apparently unaware of the existence of irony. (TRIGGER WARNING for homophobia, hate crime violence):
